Monthly Archives: February 2015

No on so-called “Net Neutrality.”

The commies in the Obama Freakshow don’t like it when people on the Internet stymie Dear Leader’s latest commie initiative or ridicule his homosexuality or how his real father was Frank Marshall Davis or whatever his name was, the commie pornographer who had Barack Obama’s mother acting in porn videos.

So the FCC proposes to classify the Internet as a utility on the rationale that most Americans have high speed Internet available only from cable companies. Nice rationale, but also not true. Phone companies everywhere provide high speed Internet service, as do various satellite Internet providers for a competitive cost of fifty dollars per month. There is no shortage of competition.

The Homo Administration wants the power to license service providers and website hosting companies. That way, when some senior comedian comes along and ridicules Barack Obama’s faggy life, President Human Freakshow can get all in a snit and use his pen and his phone to tell Twitter and WordPress that certain someones are terriss and that their continued hosting of his website jeopardizes their license.

See? It’s not to help you. It’s so that President Queerbait can be a little commie, just like his mommy, and shut up truth tellers.

(I wonder if Frank Marshall Davis ever pimped little Barry out to his pervy friends who enjoyed the attentions of little boys. I bet he did.)

Here is an informative video on the subject:

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.



I require some things of my legal staff.

I’ve figured out every last dimension of my Kook Law Containment Field. The reason why the Office of the Loser instructed the NSA to instruct Google to disappear the search term “America’s Senior Comedian,” in part, is so that my legal staff in Washington would have no legal knowledge of my words outside of whatever tippy-top secret kook proceeding over at your kook jurisdiction. Therefore no action could legally be taken upon my words without the legal permission of the kook judges presiding over their kook proceedings.

But, see, these words here are publicly available on Twitter and WordPress. And who’s to say that you may not attend the stand-up show of your choice? It’s a free country inside the pamphlet, right?

So if the kook judges take issue with my legal staff’s acting upon my words here, my staff’s reply to the kook judge should be “We’re just attending a publicly available stand-up show. What, is there some sort of a kook proceeding going on somewhere? Does this ostensibly free country have kook courts? Why would Chris be stuck in a kook court? Is he on to something?”

And then the kook judge will say “Oh, uh, no; there’s nothing special about Chris. He’s not on to anything of national security importance that would necessitate placing him in a Kook Law Containment Field. There’s no kook proceeding.”

And then my legal staff can say “Oh, okay, good. Didn’t think so.”

See how easy law can be when you’re going up against kooks? I wouldn’t know the first thing about law and I still somehow manage to talk circles around that total parade of idiocy you call a jurisdiction.

I hereby grant to you, transferable to the attorney of your choice, limited power of attorney, in addition to others already granted to you, for the purpose of suing the State of Vermont in pursuit of legal confirmation that I am not required to possess a drivers license or similar permit for my conducting of my personal, motorized conveyance along the public thoroughfares in the pursuit of my private business. I need that piece of paper so that I might purchase liability insurance. As it stands right now, no insurance company (and I have checked with a half dozen) will sell insurance to an unlicensed driver.

But I am not a driver, licensed or otherwise. I am a traveler. My use of the term “traveler” is not some semantic game. The difference between “driver” and “traveler” is as substantive as the difference between “single” and “married.” They’re two completely different things. I don’t call myself single just to get out of having to buy a wedding ring and a minivan. Alas, the several states have managed to convince the insurance companies that travelers magically disappeared and that there are only drivers now.

And please put out the word to all Vermont and New Hampshire law enforcement agencies that I am not a scofflaw. I’m not some shitbird. I’m not evading the law, and this is not some pissing contest with the cops. I am merely attempting to enjoy my property, my natural right to travel.

Will my standing upon my right cause the total, eventual collapse of the State of Vermont’s great, towering spire of a fraudulent licensure system? Most definitely. But like I said, I don’t care. It sounds like a personal problem. Maybe we ought not to have built our house upon a foundation of fraud.

I’ve had to sit quietly for the past thirteen years as this genius nation prattled on endlessly about how free and brave Americans are. Well, I take the pamphlet at its word. So as I have been assured that I am free and brave, that is how I conduct myself. I’d like to see the curtains match the carpets around here for once.

I am not a criminal. I am not a scofflaw. I am an American exemplar.

This is what freedom looks like. Get a good look.

I need that piece of paper. Have the State mail it to my home within thirty days.

This is a prelude to a later challenge of Real ID, which obviously is not needed, considering that it was domestic intelligence agencies that placed incompatible engine hardware on Murray Street. No amount of real identification would prevent such a thing, now would it?

Yours in Kook Law,

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

The disappeared: Chicago police detain Americans at abuse-laden ‘black site’ | US news | The Guardian

The Chicago police department operates an off-the-books interrogation compound, rendering Americans unable to be found by family or attorneys while locked inside what lawyers say is the domestic equivalent of a CIA black site.

The facility, a nondescript warehouse on Chicago’s west side known as Homan Square, has long been the scene of secretive work by special police units. Interviews with local attorneys and one protester who spent the better part of a day shackled in Homan Square describe operations that deny access to basic constitutional rights.

This society has gone completely off the ever-lovin’ fucking rails.

People wonder why I don’t follow the rules. Am I a scofflaw? Am I a criminal? No, it is that I refuse to comply with a society that has gone completely insane. To comply with a deranged society would result only in my becoming insane. Not only am I following the law to its last jot and tittle, I would rather be destroyed by this degenerate society than to be judged complicit with it. I do not comply. I am non-compliant. So I am in the right on both counts.

Every time I turn around, there’s some new story about flashbangs in baby bassinets or bros getting tased for talking or elderly women getting pepper sprayed and body slammed for handing out cupcakes to her grandchildren, all while this idiot society sees terriss under every bush –albeit not even the right ones.

I reject everything that this idiot nation stands for. I advocate a complete restart. I advocate jettisoning every last law and I advocate a return to first principles. I advocate the codifying of a system of law that is not completely disgusting. This country makes me want to vomit.

I have only ever undertaken in this world an assiduous study of the rules of life. And I have undertaken to comply with those rules in perfect good faith. Never in my entire lifetime have I ever violated a law with criminal intent. It’s not because I’m some goody two-shoes; it is because the pamphlet tells us that if you follow the rules, you will prosper in this life.

That is the biggest lie there ever was. If you follow the rules, you will lose. Why? Because no one’s following the fucking rules. Do you honestly think that I am going to continue putting myself at a competitive disadvantage? What’s the law about income tax, for example ? Well, the law is quite easy to determine. If the Sixteenth Amendment never conferred new taxing authority, then that’s the law. Plain and simple. See? It means absolutely nothing to me that 99.9% of the population erroneously believe otherwise.

But the law doesn’t matter in this country. What matters is what the Justice Department can get away with in court by bamboozling everyone.

Ah: I am in no way civicly obligated to familiarize myself with the Code of Federal Bamboozlement. I am, however, civicly obligated to familiarize myself with the law. Big difference.

What’s the law regarding drivers licenses? The law is very easy to determine. The drivers license is for drivers, not travelers. And travelers have a natural right to conduct modern conveyances of the day along the public thoroughfares in the pursuit of their private business. The law is very easy to determine. It means absolutely nothing to me that 99.9% of the population erroneously believe otherwise. The law isn’t what people believe. The law is what is.

But the law doesn’t matter. The state will harass the lawful traveler by pulling him over and making a scene and issuing tickets and towing his car, again and again and again, until the traveler finally relents in exasperation and signs away his natural right to travel by attesting that he meets the definition of the legal word of art “driver” or “operator” and that he requires a license now.

This is the most lawless society that I could ever even dream up. So I find it supremely rich that the lawless would indict a congenital rule-follower as some kind of a common scofflaw.

So you want to know what the solution is? If you get some guy whose knowledge of the law threatens to upset the apple cart of your lawlessness, just call him some bad names like “terriss” and “extremiss” and “tax protester” and “sovereign citizen” and “anarchist” and put him in a Kook Law Containment Field. That’ll do it.

So you take your “laws” and you shove ’em up your ass. Some people around here know what the law is.

If you haven’t already noticed, I have seceded from your degenerate society and I have nullified your “laws.” It is for that reason that I am a sovereign being, subject to the rule of no man.

Precisely how would you argue that it should be otherwise?

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

I see that Hillary Clinton has retained the services of a marketing firm to “update her brand.”

“Hillary Clinton 5.0” is what the firm promised to deliver.

Really? Is that all that establishment retread needs to compete? No service packs? No eleventh-hour rebuilds?

It’s “Hillary Clinton 5.0.11, Service Pack B, available on floppy disk.” I think that oughta do it.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

Should Bill O’Reilly get the Brian Williams treatment for being in the shit while also maintaining that awesome eighties haircut of his?

Of course not. They’re two completely different offenses. Not to mention that Bill O’Reilly possesses certain artistic licenses as he executes his meta-ironic performance art piece. I do assume that’s what he’s up to, right? Kind of like when Joaquin Phoenix had professed that he was a rapper?

Am I getting what Bill O’Reilly is doing? Or am I missing something?

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

The “War On Terror” Turns Inward – DHS Report Warns Of Right Wing Terror Threat | Zero Hedge

The Department of Homeland Security is going to blow things up and shoot people.

Here is an interesting article that I quote here in its entirety for your convenience. I recommend clicking through and reading the original document, as the original contains formatting which makes it easier to read.

The “War On Terror” Turns Inward – DHS Report Warns Of Right Wing Terror Threat
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/20/2015 22:00 -0500

Cohen Department of Justice FBI Martin Armstrong MSNBC Obama Administration Reality Steve Cohen White House


Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

What you are about to read from CNN is just the very beginning of the intentional demonization of a growing segment of the U.S. population that rightly believes the government is run by a collective of thieving, corrupt, immoral sociopaths. This isn’t speculation either, years of content on this site serves as definitive proof that this is true. Commingling dissent, violence and “right wing” ideology will be key in the ultimate division of government critics in these United States, and a successful attempt to scare people away from questioning a clearly degraded and parasitic status quo.

The writing has been on the wall for many years, and I’ve warned about this development on many occasions (links at the end). If Martin Armstrong’s model is correct, and the U.S. economy starts to move downward in fall 2015, dissent will spread across the land like brushfire and the status quo will call dissenters terrorists (they already did this during Occupy Wall Street). My advice to everyone listening is don’t fall for it, and instead unite together in order to achieve a peaceful societal and economic paradigm shift.

Sure, there will always be Neo Nazis and genuine racist crazies out there who hate the government merely because they are small-minded and filled with hate, but they are a small number compared to those who have genuine grievances against the system which are not being redressed. Stories like the following are pure government propaganda and are guaranteed to increase exponentially in the years ahead.

From CNN:

Washington (CNN) They’re carrying out sporadic terror attacks on police, have threatened attacks on government buildings and reject government authority.
Notice how CNN commingles violence with “rejecting government authority.” This is intentional, and meant to subliminally link the two ideas in the minds of the feeble minded who still get their news from CNN. In reality, there is no such connection. Conversely, this country was founded on the idea that a people should only submit to government when it working in their best interests. The first paragraph of the American Declaration of Independence is explicit:

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Incredibly, this sentiment is now being associated with terrorism. Back to CNN.

A new intelligence assessment, circulated by the Department of Homeland Security this month and reviewed by CNN, focuses on the domestic terror threat from right-wing sovereign citizen extremists and comes as the Obama administration holds a White House conference to focus efforts to fight violent extremism. 
Some federal and local law enforcement groups view the domestic terror threat from sovereign citizen groups as equal to — and in some cases greater than — the threat from foreign Islamic terror groups, such as ISIS, that garner more public attention.?

The Homeland Security report, produced in coordination with the FBI, counts 24 violent sovereign citizen-related attacks across the U.S. since 2010.
The government says these are extremists who believe that they can ignore laws and that their individual rights are under attack in routine daily instances such as a traffic stop or being required to obey a court order.

While groups like ISIS and al Qaeda garner the most attention, for many local cops, the danger is closer to home.

A survey last year of state and local law enforcement officers listed sovereign citizen terrorists, ahead of foreign Islamists, and domestic militia groups as the top domestic terror threat.

The Homeland Security report’s focus on right-wing terrorists is a subject that garnered political controversy for the Obama administration in the past. In 2009, a Homeland Security report on possible recruitment of military veterans by right-wing militia groups prompted an outcry from veterans groups.
Importantly, the report emanates from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), a bloated, ineffective, pointless and dangerous agency. Vox recent wrote an excellent article on the topic. Here are a few excerpts:

This hasn’t stopped DHS from trying to develop its own security capacity. It just means that whatever DHS does is already being done elsewhere in the government. And that duplication and fragmentation has made the national-security apparatus even harder to manage.

Take the example of equipment grants to state and local law enforcement. There were already two different federal programs to help police departments get equipment: the Department of Defense’s 1033 program, which sends out surplus military gear to law enforcement (and requires they use it within a year), and the Department of Justice’s Byrne grant program. But DHS now has its own set of grants to allow police departments to purchase military and other equipment. It’s supposed to be used for counterterrorism, but (just as with the other grant programs) police often end up using the equipment for routine drug enforcement.

And as a recent White House report pointed out, having three different departments giving resources to local police has made it harder to track how those resources get used. If the Department of Justice, for example, finds out that a police department has been misusing funds or violating the constitution, it can cut off DOJ grant money — but the police department can turn around and apply for help from the Department of Defense and DHS.

Or think of “fusion centers,” regional hubs supported by DHS to share information among multiple federal agencies and between state, local and federal law enforcement. The fusion centers aren’t limited to sharing information about terrorism (they’re also supposed to monitor other types of crime), but it’s definitely a big component of their mission. The problem is that the FBI already has Joint Terrorism Task Forces to investigate terrorism, and Field Intelligence Groups to share information about it. In a 2013 study, the Government Accountability Office looked at eight cities, and found that the fusion centers in all eight cities overlapped at least partially with the FBI’s counterterrorism work — and in four of them, there was nothing the fusion centers did that the FBI wasn’t already doing. (There are also other things within DHS that overlap with fusion centers’ other purposes.)

The DHS is an agency looking for a problem. Which is why it had nothing better to do last year than raid the makers of women’s world series underwear. Recall: “War on Terror” Targets Underwear – Department of Homeland Security Raids Maker of Unlicensed World Series Panties.–-dhs-report-warns-right-wing-terror-threat

DHS is in danger of losing funding of some sort, therefore I may safely predict that they will commission a bombing or a shooting. And this squares perfectly with Juh, Gee, Joe Johnson’s “warning” that some terriss group is going to shoot up the Mall of America. So if the Mall of America gets shot up or bombed, your prime suspect will be the Department of Homeland Security. They’re completely useless, remember. They haven’t made the first effort in catching the bad men who deposited incompatible engine hardware on Murray Street. But they’re happy to lick your asshole.

There are several groups who will be arresting large numbers of United States employees for their roles in 9-11. (Which action by a citizens constabulary is completely legal and lawful, by the way.) They are veterans, gun owners, home schoolers, libertarians, so-called “sovereign citizens” who lazily point out that the Fourteenth Amendment never destroyed that original class of state United States citizen, so-called “tax protesters” who lazily point out that the Sixteenth Amendment never conferred new taxing authority, so-called “anarchists” who lazily point out that the right to travel includes modern conveyances of the day, and so-called “anti-government” types who lazily point out that only jurisdictions have laws. (For the record, I am not anti-government. I am quite pro-government, the qualifier here being that, by definition, government follows its own laws. The entity seated at Washington does not meet the definition of “government.” It more closely resembles an organized crime syndicate in possession of property abandoned in place.)

The United States “government” has collapsed in theory. Only the mentally infirm believe otherwise. So to prevent the United States “government” from collapsing in practice, the owners of that command jurisdiction will instruct their human chattel, Barack Obama, to coordinate shootings and bombings, all to be blamed on the very aforementioned groups who will restore law at the federal level. If he does not comply, his owners will harvest him.

The dead federal jurisdiction will secure the political support of the state and local cops by bombing your station houses. It is a one hundred per cent guarantee that the FBI will bomb your station houses. The FBI is second in corruption only to the ATF, they of the Murrah bombing.

Those bombings will be blamed on those aforementioned groups. The FBI will probably ply some retard with marijuana and a new X-Box so as to trick him into connecting himself both with the scene of the crime as well as the implements of the crime, and into his wallet will they place an official Chris King Pop Icon Fan Club membership card. See?

And I guarantee you that these feds will try to set me up with cocaine, hookers, or bombs. But as I’ve said, a single word of mine causes more destruction than all the bombs in the world. Why trouble myself to leave the couch? Merely with the passage of time will I fix United Nondiction merely by speaking.

In law enforcement parlance, the dead federal jurisdiction is in “self-preservation mode.” It will say and do anything to prevent being swept aside and replaced. Ignore it. What you hear are its death rattles. But be on the lookout for the corrupt and criminal among them as they blow things up and shoot people. They don’t want to get arrested.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

2 Teenagers Eager to Shovel, and an Unexpected Encounter With the Police –

One evening last month, the night before a blizzard that threatened the Northeast with a lot of bluster, two young men in central New Jersey decided to take action.

Armed with about 100 fliers, Matt Molinari and Eric Schnepf, both 18 and seniors at Bridgewater-Raritan High School, went door to door in Bridgewater, N.J., and then headed to Bound Brook, a neighboring town of about 10,000, to offer snow-shoveling services for a reasonable price the following day.

The ensuing combination of neighborhood vigilance, community policing, social media, local and national news coverage, libertarian ideology and the New Jersey Legislature swirled into an unexpected narrative about small-town living, or media fishbowls, or perhaps snowstorms.

After handing out about 40 fliers with their names and cellphone numbers, around 5:45 p.m. on Jan. 27, the two teenagers were stopped by police officers responding to a call that some suspicious characters were traipsing through yards, going door to door.

The article goes on to recount the tale of national outrage toward the cops. But the issue is not the cops; the issue is with the moron who called to report the “suspicious characters” who were “traipsing through yards, going door to door.”

I do believe that Americans are the most cowardly, scared breed of people in the entire world. Do you remember when Americans had convinced themselves that they were free and brave and Number One? Thankfully those days of pure delusion are gone.

See, if those kids had been lining up at the food stamp office, no one would think it out of the ordinary. But to see kids hitting the bricks and knocking on doors? That’s some real terror right there. Terrorists and burglars always ring the bell, you know.

I remember in this genius town when I went to go do some work at an absentee customer’s home. I was the caretaker. I’m there at the front door with the key in the lock when I hear some guy say “Hey.” Some guy was standing on the sidewalk just a few feet away, on the other side of the picket fence.

I said “Hi.” I’m not big on being interrogated, so I ignored him.

He said, “What’re ya doin’?”

You mean with the fuckin’ key, kind of like I’m supposed to be here? What the fuck’s it look like I’m doing? “Oh, I’m the caretaker. Everything’s okay. It’s official.” I then pointedly continued to ignore him.

He wasn’t satisfied. “You walkin’?”

‘Am I walking’? …hmm… As opposed to driving? Oh, I get it now: Little Mister Crime Beat saw me walking down the street and obviously only thieves walk down the street. I said, “You can’t walk down the street now?” And I looked over my shoulder and around me and up at the sky like I had somehow been dropped onto some foreign planet. “Do thieves normally cart off the big-screen TV on their backs? Hmm? Do burglars typically just show up and unlock the door? Would it put your mind at ease if I were driving a forty-thousand-dollar truck? Hm? But if I owned a forty-thousand-dollar truck, why would I come here to clean up after Little Miss Priss and her trust fund friends?”

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

I fear that I’ve been neglecting that nigger in the White House.

I apologize for that oversight, Mister Obama. I don’t want you to feel unloved.

I remember fondly when Mister Obama won the presidency. America’s comedy guild wrung their collective hands and despaired of precisely how they would ridicule, satirize, and mock an African American president without coming off as racist. I, in my Gordian knot-cutting fashion, figured that the solution was simply to be as racist as possible. I’ve been calling Barack Obama a nigger from Day One. See? Problem solved. (Spoiler alert: And that doesn’t even ridicule Barack Obama. That ridicules the comedy guild for their timidity.)

In this episode of “Louder with Crowder” we see a bunch of college eggheads similarly despair of precisely what words should be stricken from the presumably ever-shrinking list of permissible speech. Words like “faggot,” “tranny,” “bossy,” “raghead,” “gypped,” “crazy,” and others all wait their turn before the parole board that is this collection of college geniuses. And when these geniuses are done figuring out what shall and shall not comprise permissible speech, they can go on twenty years from now and ascend to their appointed stations where they can run your life in their total ignorance of all things.

Today it’s nigger and kike and fag. Tomorrow it’s “allodial title” and “right to travel” and “fruits of one’s labor.” First it’s the obvious stuff that everyone can agree on. What monster could possibly be opposed to eliminating “dyke” from the language? And after twenty years of that paring-down of the lexicon of permissible speech, you’ll have a government-approved list of eighteen words to include “yes, master,” “Barack Obama is my hero,” and “it is my pleasure to serve you.”

So that is why I deliberately and quite button-pushingly use words that some unappointed collection of eggheads have sniffingly decreed that I not use.

In the comedic drama that is my fantasy life in this little town, I walk down the street and wave to the townspeople and act like how a free man would act. I smile and greet the passersby with “Good morning, nigger! Freedom isn’t free!”

“You got that right, faggot! Stick it to the man!”

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.


We’ve had many disagreements over the years, haven’t we? Have I not adequately insulted a people who had mistakenly come to believe that it was illegal to ridicule or insult them? It would be a fascinating system of law that would disallow such a thing, especially here in my theater where I do not recognize systems of human law foreign to mine in my capacity as tummler. It’s my show. By definition, I know best.

You should understand that I respect the Abrahamic Covenant and regard it as inviolable, though my attitudes toward the regime that governs that territory of yours have not been as respectful. I’d like to see us class things up.

No matter. Please know that I understand that your tiny nation plays an enormous role in events to come. You have my complete political support. To the fullest extent that my political power allows, I’ll have your back, quite unlike the Muslims ensconced in various offices throughout the United States political structure.

Be well. Now go eat some gefilte fish and let me handle this.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

So. The United States “government” has collapsed. What comes next?

Before I begin, I should tell you that I have never much concerned myself with what the lumpencommentariate may think of me. For every one thousand powerless people in my audience who may laugh at me rather than with me, there is one person sitting quietly in the back who possesses tremendous power and who understands precisely what I’m talking about. The powerful generally do not have a whole lot of time for dick jokes and armpit fart noises. Something else must be keeping them here.

I am able to argue my own case in court by text messaging myself. I am able to counsel my esteemed law enforcement audience on the finer points of surveillance while eating pistachio nuts in my living room with my feet up on the desk. Cranks do not possess these licenses. So maybe I know what I’m talking about.

There are extradimensional beings here. They originate from what I would call a more fundamental abstraction layer. They did not remain in their original estate. They are what the Jews and the Christians call “fallen angels.” They rebelled and were imprisoned in another dimension, likely a temporal dimension enfolded within our abstraction layer. (Incidentally, CERN is going to be used to purposefully open a gate to that dimension. Satan is employing physicists to open the gates of hell.)

I suggest to my audience that you get right with Jesus Christ immediately. (I shall undertake in good faith to take my own advice.) And the Jews in my audience had best soon see the wisdom in the teachings of the Messianists of your nation.

The United States government has collapsed. No rational, fully informed person believes otherwise. I do not recognize its laws and the jurisdiction itself does not recognize its laws. I have characterized it as a collection of property abandoned in place. What comes next is a lightning strike, a mad grab for the property. I believe that we will see a raw political power play very soon, likely in the next six months, likely much sooner. This lightning strike will include roundups and assassinations.

I regard quite highly the work of Dave Hodges and Steve Quayle. If you want to know what comes next, give this riveting, ninety-minute radio interview a listen:

And I will remind everyone that I had already publicly laid claim to that abandoned property. I own it. USov conquered United States here in my theater. So I possess every moral right to place it into receivership and govern it.

Here in my theater, I command that jurisdiction. Barack Obama is no longer part of its command structure. Ignore him.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.