As Google is fond of disappearing certain intellectual property of mine, most notably that described by the search terms “Capta Brightstick Document” and “America’s Senior Comedian,” assuming that in this game of Whack-a-Mole they have not undisappeared those terms as soon as I call them on it, I pledge to notify you by Twitter of every last utterance of mine. My primary Twitter account is @USS_Armageddon.
And to recap, you may find various shows of mine at amalgamatedwaterworks.wordpress.com and theglobalcaliphateofdoom.wordpress.com and secretpenistime.wordpress.com. Our current show is located at Secret Penis Time.
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.