Monthly Archives: April 2015


Good evening Mr Hodges,

  My name is James Miles, Former 2nd class Petty officer United States Navy.

     I am only slightly familiar with your show. However, I am part of a Facebook group Jade Helm Discussion. We are having a conversation about the Wal Mart closings and someone suggested I contact you about my personal experience in this sort of thing. From 2001-2005 I was stationed at Tinker A.F.B. as part of strat-comm. The VQ-4 squadron. Our aircraft was an E6-b/c Mercury 707 Platform. Our job was to conduct the looking glass as well as a myriad of other missions. It was a way of ensuring a survivable form or control over the nations nuclear forces.

     The reason all of this is relevant is because the parts of the squadron that were not aircrew were divided into what we called “tiger” teams. The mission would be to leave out for various parts of the country. Usually within 50-100 miles of an airstrip that could handle a 707 type aircraft. We would then recon, acquire and maintain our aircraft. When we were not at an airfield we would be at a secure location that would contain everything we needed for long term survival. This would usually be a Wal Mart that would have been taken by us. Plenty of food, medical supplies, clothes, bedding small arms and ammunition, even basic vehicle repair. It was to be the perfect command post to blend in with the population. Easily guarded. Especially in an emergency situation. The public would think we were security for the store even though we were there for an entirely different purpose.

     It is my contention that given the geographic locations of these stores, that we may indeed be looking at that. Command centers. I also am concerned because when we did our exercises, we never actually took over and shut down any Wal Mart. I do believe this may be a real world event unfolding. It is important to get correct information to those who can help. Logic tells me, that these are not being used as mass detention centers, Although, you could set temporary cells. Please be carefulwith any info you recieve, or release. Many peoples lives may depend on it.

Thank you and God bless

This makes a lot of sense. Foreign bankers have hired the incompetent United States Army (which will be placed into the receivership of one of the other services) along with DHS (which will be shut down entirely) to contract with Walmart to lease certain stores to be used as command centers.

This makes the most sense thus far.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.


Something Big Is About To Happen – Planned False Flag Waiting For “The Go Order” To Initiate “Meltdown”

I’ve been talking about this for years. No one knows one’s balance sheet like oneself. The bankers who own shares in the privately owned banking consortium called the Federal Reserve have known for years that their Federal Reserve Note would lose reserve currency status. They know full well that when that happens, likely this summer, there will be rioting in the streets when people realize that their money has no value.

Jade Helm 15 appears to be contemporaneously scheduled during the time period of expected financial implosion and economic collapse here in America. If the collapse occurs this summer as expected by these bankers, they will instruct their command jurisdiction, United States, to “go live” with the already underway Jade Helm exercise.

These bankers don’t want to lose their privately owned command jurisdiction. So they will perform misdirection to pin the blame for financial implosion upon some group of patsies, likely hackers who allegedly will have hacked into the banking system to bring it down. I would guess they would pin it on ISIS, which is the rebranded Al Qaeda, which is the band of mercenaries funded and equipped by principally Saudi Arabia and America. So I would guess the financial implosion will be pinned on ISIS’ “Cyber Caliphate.” And for good measure, these bankers will instruct ISIS to shoot people and blow things up, providing the pretext for martial law, the unbinding of the dead federal jurisdiction’s hands being the only means by which these bankers will avoid being arrested for their crimes.

And during the troubles, the dead federal jurisdiction will blow things up and blame it on their political opposition, who are libertarians, gun owners, veterans, constitutionalists, home schoolers, and pretty much anyone who’s worth a damn.

…and that is why the garbage training promulgated by the FBI, who got caught setting people up with fake forensics and who pinned the anthrax mailings on a guy who lacked all three of the means, motive, and opportunity, lists just those aforementioned groups as America’s new enemy.

Take that idiot training promulgated by that idiot organization and throw it in the trash where it belongs. It’s politically tainted. It’s training in service to the highest bidder.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

Bernie Sanders: From hippie migrant to would-be president – The Washington Post

The Vermont Historical Society described the great hippie influx of the mid- to late-’60s as a wave of “disaffected” young people who moved to “to establish a new generation of experiments in communal life.” In a 1970 Playboy article on Vermont hippies, it was estimated that one-third of all people in the state between the ages of 18 to 34 at the time were hippies, or about 35,800 people, and there were 75 communes between 1968 and 1974.

Sanders fit the mold of the counterculture. He led protests at the University of Chicago against racially segregated campus housing and opposed the Vietnam War. He told the New York Times he moved to Vermont because he had always been “captivated by rural life.” He worked there as a carpenter, filmmaker and writer and became a member of socialist Liberty Union Party.

I’ve always been a hippie at heart. I’m some weird amalgam of dirty-footed skinny dipper and libertarian who seeks only to be left alone to chart my own success or failure in this world.

I love hippies, with their cows and their gardens and their drumming circles.

When I was in high school I would sometimes spend summers at a friend’s family’s farm. It was principally an apple orchard. My friend’s nineteen-year-old sister was a hippie and a nudist. She insisted on gardening in the nude.

Maybe Bernie will govern in the nude.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

Prison » Fox Report: Baltimore Mayor Ordered Police To Stand Down And ‘Let Them Loot’ [VIDEO]

Fox News is reporting — citing a senior law enforcement source who spoke with correspondent Leland Vittert — that Democratic Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake ordered police to allow rioters to loot stores Monday night, saying, “Let them loot, it’s only property.”

“This is coming from a very senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the orders that were given by the mayor and by her police commanders, down to the very core of the police riot units,” Vittert said on “Your World with Neil Cavuto” Wednesday afternoon. “What I am quoting now from him is, quoting the mayor, ‘Let them loot, it’s only property.’”

He also reported that his source was “very clear that on Monday night, that when [stores] were looted, that the police were told effectively to stand down and watch it. I was standing right here on Monday night. The police were about 75 yards up there… That’s what we saw happen.”

And also:

#12 Does the fact that the mayor of Baltimore has very close ties to the Obama administration have anything to do with how events unfolded during the riots?  The following is from…

Rawlings-Blake was one of three mayors who provided broad input into President Obama’s Task Force on 21st Century Policing, which advocates the federalization of police departments across the country by forcing them to adhere to stricter federal requirements when they receive funding.

“The federal government can be a strong partner in our efforts in build better relationships between the police and community,” she said inwritten testimony before the task force.

That would explain her inaction to stop the rioting when it began: by allowing it to spiral out of control, the mayor and her friends at the Justice Dept. could use the unrest to justify the expansion of federal power into local law enforcement, which would also allow her to receive more funding.

Something doesn’t smell right here. United Idiot seeks to spread its filth and incompetence as far and wide as possible. It will do that by having complicit pieces of trash like the Baltimore mayor instruct the cops to stand down as the local useful idiots burn their own neighborhood to the ground. This will enable her to receive additional “Justice” Department funding, as well as increased federal operational control over the Baltimore PD. The woman essentially is in cahoots with Best Buy when she’s supposed to be working for Jim’s Auto Sound.

And I bet you that she’s ideologically aligned with that known crypto commie in the White House, the guy whose daddy was a commie porn distributor. Barack Obama is apparently an adherent of some kooky, 1960’s-style, black-power commie-ism that panders to the ignorant among black people by patting their heads and telling them that the white man is keeping them down, and that’s why they should go out and burn down their own neighborhood. (That’ll teach the Man. What these geniuses don’t understand is that once they burn their neighborhood down, their black-power “leaders” will arrange for the sale of the burned-out neighborhood to developers who will build trendy apartment buildings for white yuppies to live in, and Baltimore will receive more real estate tax revenue from the increased property valuation. Do you see the con? Do you see the screw job? Commie-ism isn’t some high-minded economic system like you learned in college. Commie-ism is where con artists pander to whatever existing cultural grievance as a means of delivering control of wealth to rich people. The Black Power movement was invented by white people as a means of stealing from black people. It’s a scam. Commie-ism is a scam. Barack Obama is a scam.)

It’s the social chaos and civil unrest that commies like Barack Obama need. They use that chaos to suggest their own solution as part of that Hegelian Dialectic of problem/reaction/solution. The Hegelian Dialectic is a commie strategy.

So I bet you that this broad who deliberately stood down the cops so as to give, in her own words, “space to those who wish to destroy,” is an adherent of this same weird brand of cuckoo, black-power commie-ism nonsense wherein I, as the Man, with all my riches and White Privilege, am the source of all her problems.

The moral of this story is that the cops in my audience should put out a BOLO for kooky black mayors with idiotic commie-istic notions of the Man, black-power weirdos who are chummy with President Human Error. In short, keep an eye on black Democrats. They’ll be working to burn your cities to the ground.

And that woman needs to be recalled from office. She is spectacularly unqualified to be Mayor.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

JADE HELM’S SILVER LINING | Dave Hodges – The Common Sense Show

We’re all waiting. The Future People are waiting. They’re watching my show, eagerly awaiting the feckless and dishonorable United States Army to set itself up for another ass kicking.

So what’s it gonna be? Are you treasonous scumbags gonna throw down against the largest, best equipped military the world has ever known, the American people? Do you really think it’s a bright idea since we’ve got the Air Force and the Navy on our side here in my theater? Judging by your performance over the past seventy years, you could only lose.

This is the largely unspoken secret of the armed services: the dumb ones go into the army.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

Dear Mrs. Hax

Dear Mrs. Hax:

My 13-year-old niece is tiny and has a big nose. We live in a community where a lot of teenage girls have cosmetic surgery at 16. I suggested to my brother in private that his daughter may be a candidate for this procedure. (My 19-year-old stepdaughter and my wife have had nose jobs.) My brother was deeply offended and angry over my remark. We are not talking. Was I over the line in making this suggestion in a private setting?

When I was in high school, my nickname was Big Nose. (I’ve noticed that nicknames are most effective when they simply state the undeniable. ”Big Nose.” “United Assclown.” You get the picture.)

People grow into their noses. There I was, this hundred-and-twenty-five-pound fifteen-year-old with an enormous nose. I didn’t mind it. My mother told me to ignore them; they were just jealous, she said. So I would tell my detractors that they were just jealous. “Yeah right, I’m jealous of your big, fat nose. Big Nose.” I learned that the “you’re just jealous” line doesn’t actually work.

But sometimes people truly are jealous, because what I also had was an inordinately large penis. That spawned my other nickname, which was Godzilla. A long, veiny, frightful thing that stood a proud nine fat inches at a precise forty-five degree angle when aroused. It’s about as thick as my wrist. So in the locker room if I had the embarrassing misfortune to experience one of those involuntary erections that one gets at that age, people would run screaming. Me and my big nose and my big dick. Who’s laughing now?

And this is the part of the show where I invite the audience to sit quietly and wind their watches as I indulge myself in talking about my own beautiful penis while waiting for people to buy their tickets so that I can hire camera guys and writers and put on a proper show.

My ejaculate tends to be substantial, issuing forth in great, looping ropes. There are generally five or six spasms propelling each successive rope a bit further. There’s no timid leaking-out of anything. And there’s more where that came from.

I have big, egg-like nuts, too. They’re not the kind that are cooped up right next to my abdomen. They hang and sway this way and that in a hairy, loose nut sack. They’re bull balls is what they are. You can see them hang halfway down my leg in some stage photos from ten years ago, the ones where I’m wearing tan-colored trousers.

And that will be all. I trust that our esteemed Supreme Court Justices haven’t overwound their watches in their forbearance of my digression.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

As we know, I am divesting Barack Obama of any claimed moral authority to command the guys with guns here in my theater.

What we know so far is that Barry’s father turns out to be Frank Marshall Davis, a commie Soviet Agent. Barry’s mommy was a CIA sex operative who was also a lesbo porn star in Davis’ porn films.

And now the author of that excellent book, “Dreams of My Real Father,” interviews little Barry’s Kenyan half brother, Malik Obama, who now sees the resemblance between Barry and Frank, and now wants a DNA test to prove Barry’s patronage.

This interview is required listening for all guys with guns in my audience. I would also recommend reading the book. Also find on YouTube the author’s interview with Alex Jones.

Barack Obama is human waste. He’s a con artist. He is a crypto commie who is committed to the destruction of America. Ignore that nobody. His authority is now mine.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

I have been warning of this civil unrest for years.

This country is a powderkeg. On the one side, we have the legitimate grievances of constitutionalists, libertarians, veterans, and gun owners who know a conquered and illegitimate federal jurisdiction when they see one, and on the other side we have the illegitimate perceived grievances of those who exploit chaos so they might burn and loot.



The guy likes Pringles. Are he and I so different, then? See? Common ground can be found anywhere.

But anyway, the dead federal jurisdiction, at the instruction of its banker owners, very badly needs to unbind its hands. It will exploit existing violence, and foment additional violence, for the purpose of providing the pretext for declaring martial law. It will do this not because it cares one whit about looted Arizona Ice Tea, but because it needs to round up those who would restore order and lawfulness to the dead federal jurisdiction. Those persons are constitutionalists, libertarians, gun owners, veterans, and pretty much anyone who is not inclined to burning buildings and stealing toilet paper.

So the two must not be conflated. The dead federal jurisdiction WILL BE placed into the armed receivership of citizens tribunals, useful idiots WILL BE goaded into burning and looting, and the dead federal jurisdiction WILL BE rolling out the tanks ostensibly to deal with the civil unrest while instead rounding up members of those citizens tribunals.

Either way, the United States government has collapsed.

Hold onto your hats.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

Report of Missing Explosives Made to Odessa Police – KWES NewsWest 9 / Midland, Odessa, Big Spring, TX: |

ODESSA – A report of missing explosives was made to Odessa Police on Thursday morning.

Odessa Police tell NewsWest 9, the Odessa Police Department Bomb Squad Unit was made aware of an undetermined amount of explosives that were reported missing from Halliburton.

The explosives were supposed to be transported from a Halliburton yard in Ector County to a location in Reeves County.

Officials say it is unknown if the explosives were misplaced or stolen from Halliburton.

The explosives are described as oilfield igniters that are approximately 2” in length and a 0.5” in diameter. There is no printing on them to indicate that they are hazardous.

The Odessa Police Department would like to warn the public that if you come across the explosives to use caution and immediately make a report with police.

If you have any information on this case, please contact Odessa Crimestoppers at (432) 333-TIPS or Odessa Police at (432) 333-3641.

One, two, buckle my shoe. It ain’t three, but I’m starting to take a close look at potential Halliburton involvement in Jade Helm. (Halliburton has made a pretty penny building internment camps. And that guy in that Dave Hodges article I posted a week ago has connections to Halliburton and the Macondo sabotage.)

Being a terriss and all, and what with having blown the IRS out of the water and winning back my right to travel, and what with my status as “another one for the history books,” let’s just go ahead and leverage that hard-won informational primacy we have here in my theater to shine a stage light on Halliburton. The Future People will be fascinated to see a play-by-play of the now-certain revolution. I am happy to use my show to witness these events.

The dead federal jurisdiction is about to wage gray terror on the republic of Texas. It’s like that idiot jurisdiction can’t help but to pump round after round into its own idiot head.

I enjoy ridiculing the United States government as it dies.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.