Long arm of the law closing in on Hillary!

Thursday, my organization, Freedom Watch, went where no congressional committee had the guts to go before: We took real action to get a federal court to immediately seize the hard drives of Hillary Clinton’s private email server. (See freedomwatchusa.org.)

The motion filed this week was to have Hillary Clinton’s computer file server seized by order of a federal court for a forensic analysis under Rules 34 and 64 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. Earlier, we filed a lawsuit under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization (RICO) Act against the Clintons and the Clinton Foundation. I filed Klayman v. Hillary Clinton, et al. in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida (Case No. 15-cv-80388). The Complaint lays out how the Clintons have operated a criminal racketeering enterprise to solicit bribes in the form of donations to the Clinton Foundation in return for the sale of U.S. government favors, actions, policy changes and decisions, and all on a massive scale



Behind her plastered-on smile, the woman is a common criminal. She is selling state favors in exchange for donations to the Clinton Foundation. You can’t tell me that a foreign nation’s sudden donation to her foundation does not influence her. And you can’t tell me that she doesn’t play hard to get until a nation makes a generous gift to her “charity.” Then she’s all warm and fuzzy. She’s all smiles.

And it’s all so legally plausibly deniable! It’s a completely separate foundation and everything! See? Every moral challenge that she may face may be translated into merely a landscape of nettlesome legal obstacles. Life is like a video game to her. Her objective is to advance in levels and jump up and grab the gold coins spinning in the air. And because she’s a lawyer, she knows the rules. Her moral code does not contemplate what she should do; her moral code concerns itself only with what she is and is not capable of getting away with. The woman is a psychopath. She inhabits her lawyer persona twenty-four hours a day. Lawyering should be a nine-to-five job. Don’t be a lawyer in your off time. It’s creepy. I’ve fired lawyer customers because they creeped me out with their moral code of calculation. They were like computers, their eyes always making micro-assessments of their environment, their brains crunching numbers to calculate what they can get away with.

She puts the grease in “greasy lawyer.” When I look at her, I can see the grease waves emanate from her like heat waves off hot blacktop.

That woman is a fucked-in-the-head, amoral, calculating psycho. And if this nation is so blind as to be deceived by her plastered-on smile, you will get precisely what you deserve.

And that witch had better not get the thought in her head that she and I are in any way in the same league. She is a common criminal. She is a dime a dozen. She’s yesterday’s news. She is old, she is ugly, and there are more attractive models these days offering the same criminality that she brings to the table. Why would this world need her? The bloom fell off that diseased rose twenty years ago. She needs to save her soul by finding the nearest lake of fire and throw herself into it.

I see you, witch.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.