Report of Missing Explosives Made to Odessa Police – KWES NewsWest 9 / Midland, Odessa, Big Spring, TX: |

ODESSA – A report of missing explosives was made to Odessa Police on Thursday morning.

Odessa Police tell NewsWest 9, the Odessa Police Department Bomb Squad Unit was made aware of an undetermined amount of explosives that were reported missing from Halliburton.

The explosives were supposed to be transported from a Halliburton yard in Ector County to a location in Reeves County.

Officials say it is unknown if the explosives were misplaced or stolen from Halliburton.

The explosives are described as oilfield igniters that are approximately 2” in length and a 0.5” in diameter. There is no printing on them to indicate that they are hazardous.

The Odessa Police Department would like to warn the public that if you come across the explosives to use caution and immediately make a report with police.

If you have any information on this case, please contact Odessa Crimestoppers at (432) 333-TIPS or Odessa Police at (432) 333-3641.

One, two, buckle my shoe. It ain’t three, but I’m starting to take a close look at potential Halliburton involvement in Jade Helm. (Halliburton has made a pretty penny building internment camps. And that guy in that Dave Hodges article I posted a week ago has connections to Halliburton and the Macondo sabotage.)

Being a terriss and all, and what with having blown the IRS out of the water and winning back my right to travel, and what with my status as “another one for the history books,” let’s just go ahead and leverage that hard-won informational primacy we have here in my theater to shine a stage light on Halliburton. The Future People will be fascinated to see a play-by-play of the now-certain revolution. I am happy to use my show to witness these events.

The dead federal jurisdiction is about to wage gray terror on the republic of Texas. It’s like that idiot jurisdiction can’t help but to pump round after round into its own idiot head.

I enjoy ridiculing the United States government as it dies.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.