Your jurisdiction’s employees are never again to contact my customers.
A customer of mine received a call from “Zack” the other day. Zack was wondering if I was there, because he had “a job” for me.
I don’t know anyone by the name of Zack. And Zack would have no knowledge of who my customers are. And no one would call a handyman’s customer looking for that handyman. One, two, three; that’s enough for me.
See to it, please, that that disease you call a jurisdiction exits my universe. It has completely fucked up my life as it is. No one wants that pig of a dead jurisdiction stinking up the place.
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.