During an early-morning session on May 23, Paul used his powers under Senate rules to foil Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s efforts to extend the existing authority for 60 days, a week, or even one day. On Sunday, he objected to a proposal from McConnell (R-Ky.) that would have extended less-controversial surveillance programs while the debate about the NSA telephone program continued.
That prompted a fiery floor speech from McConnell, who accused Paul and other opponents of the NSA program of engaging in a “campaign of demagoguery and disinformation” prompted by the “illegal actions” of former NSA contractor Edward Snowden.
I’ve been thinking about a public action campaign where citizens mail a can of corn to their crooked representatives in Washington along with a hand-scrawled note urging them to catch the bad men who put that incompatible engine hardware on Murray Street.
It’s United Analingus with a faceful of gravy. Yum. It looks good on them.
The screams of that dying jurisdiction are music to my ears.
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.