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This episode features “DJ,” an independent researcher who, it seems, has cracked the Jade Helm code. It appears that Jade Helm 15 is a military operation, drill or not, that is run completely by a sentient quantum supercomputer called “Jade Two.” Its purpose is to master the human domain. That is, the computer’s job is to eradicate humans from the planet so that machines can take over. Jade Two is Skynet, essentially.

I have long suspected that there is a routine running on some supercomputer somewhere whose function was to “play against me,” so to speak. I named that routine “Christopher King.” With these new revelations about Jade Two, we see that the computer likely has a routine dedicated to every possible political actor on the planet.

It’s a fascinating listen.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.