Florida Man Fired After Facebook Post Saying He Wants To Marry His Dog

Ryan Uhler thought he was being funny when he took to Facebook to compare marrying his dog to same-sex marriage, but he quickly found himself in the doghouse at work.

Uhler, 32, a resident of Cape Coral, Florida, posted the following message the day after the Supreme Court’s June 26 ruling that gay marriage is legal everywhere, according to TheBlaze.com.

”How is marrying a dog different if you love them? Today I hope we can focus on doggy-style love. I love my dog Rocco, and he loves me. Hopefully one day we can be married.”

On Tuesday, his employer, Grace Investment Group, fired him from his position as a digital marketing specialist.

“I was blindsided,” he told The Huffington Post. “I didn’t think anyone there knew how to use Facebook.”


Bam! Nice rejoinder.

But anyway, you can’t have an opinion now? In the land of the free? And I am reminded of that firefighter or whoever it was who got fired because he took a selfie in his Confederate Battle Flag boxer shorts.

Americans are an extremely weak people. You do understand, of course, that your nation is dead, right?

In a state of nature, Americans would be the first to be killed or eaten.

Happy Independence Day! Enjoy your freedom and your bravery!

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.