I found the perfect music for a particular scene in my Behind the Music Movie.

(And let’s hope there’s no chapter in that film called “The Day the Laughter Died.”)

But anyway, this is the music for my Magic Mike scene or whatever, where I come down off the stage and do a strip tease for the Justice Department. They just sit there, struck dumb as I shake my bare ass in their faces for their total impotence in failing to bring their color-of-law fraud against a guy who “screwed” the IRS out of untold amounts of money over the past twenty years.

I can’t believe it was this easy. The organization is a sad joke.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.