Normally before people speak, we stop and think, “Okay, will what I’m about to say make me sound like a crazy person?” Donald Trump doesn’t seem to have that filter, and thanks to Jimmy Fallon’s #ThereISaidIt hashtag, now you don’t either.
This week, Fallon wanted to see what random and ridiculous opinions you have to get off your chest like Mr. Trump. Look, it’s hard to compare to a guy who says “we need global warming,” but, as shown by Fallon’s favorites, you come pretty close:
You mean like this?
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.