Please determine why Twitter had initially disappeared the contributions of @USS_Armageddon to the #GOPDebate conversation. If laws were broken, I want a lawsuit filed. Twitter advertises itself as a public commons. Nothing transmitted by @USS_Armageddon was obscene or otherwise did it violate the terms of use. I figure a hundred grand sounds good.

In any event, I want the legal record to reflect that Twitter had disappeared my speech.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.