Watch “Clinton Refuses To Say Whether Or Not She Wiped The Server” on YouTube

Orange is the new black.

At the very least, she now understands that her political career is over.

They say there are no second acts in life. Well, I think she may just get one in women’s prison.

“You mean with a cloth? Ha ha ha, isn’t that funny? I’ll be performing at the Holiday Inn this Friday.” (I actually performed at a Holiday Inn once. It was not fun. I much prefer staging my show on the surface of the sun. I just needed a booster rocket. Let’s give the Justice Department a hand. They made this show possible. Dummies.)

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