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Orange is the new black.

At the very least, she now understands that her political career is over.

They say there are no second acts in life. Well, I think she may just get one in women’s prison.

“You mean with a cloth? Ha ha ha, isn’t that funny? I’ll be performing at the Holiday Inn this Friday.” (I actually performed at a Holiday Inn once. It was not fun. I much prefer staging my show on the surface of the sun. I just needed a booster rocket. Let’s give the Justice Department a hand. They made this show possible. Dummies.)

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.