Are Lawyers Getting Dumber? – Bloomberg Business

Last August, the tens of thousands of answer sheets from the bar exam started to stream into the National Conference of Bar Examiners. The initial results were so glaringly bad that staffers raced to tell their boss, Erica Moeser. In most states, the exam spans two days: The first is devoted to six hours of writing, and the second day brings six hours of multiple-choice questions. The NCBE, a nonprofit in Madison, Wis., creates and scores the multiple-choice part of the test, administered in every state but Louisiana. Those two days of bubble-filling and essay-scribbling are extremely stressful. For people who just spent three years studying the intricacies of the law, with the expectation that their $120,000 in tuition would translate into a bright white-collar future, failure can wreak emotional carnage. It can cost more than $800 to take the exam, and bombing the first time can mean losing a law firm job.

When he saw the abysmal returns, Mark Albanese, director of testing and research at the NCBE, scrambled to check his staff’s work. Once he and Moeser were confident the test had been fairly scored, they began reporting the numbers to state officials, who released their results to the public over the course of several weeks.

Panic swept the bottom half of American law schools, all of which are ranked partly on the basis of their ability to get their graduates into the profession. Moeser sent a letter to law school deans. She outlined future changes to the exam and how to prepare for them. Then she made a hard turn to the July exam. “The group that sat in July 2014 was less able than the group that sat in July 2013,” she wrote. It’s not us, Moeser was essentially saying. It’s you.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-08-20/are-lawyers-getting-dumber-

Me talkee dog shittee now. Me move mouth in Supreme Sewer, them not know shit or go blind.

In that article is a fun sampling of ten questions to see how you might fare on the Bar exam. I scored 70% and I have no idea what I’m talking about. I don’t see what’s so difficult about it.

image

And how did the photographer for that article track down my lawyer?

image

____________________________________________________________________
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

Advertisements