Columns > Coming To A Sheriff’s Office Near You

On the front cover of Washington State’s August 2015 “Inlander” magazine, Spokane County Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich is shown hands on hips standing on top of the “Don’t Tread On Me” (Gadsden) flag. The title of the article is “Daring To Tread.”

The sheriff and at least one of his deputies have verbalized opinions that “constitutionalists” are threats to the sheriff’s office, the federal government, and to the country itself. Sheriff Knezovich even went so far as to compare “constitutionalists” with the Sunni Muslim terror group ISIS. The deputy indicated that the presence of armed “constitutionalists” in the county was the principal reason why the sheriff’s office was amassing military equipment. When asked to name names as to who he was referring to, Spokane County’s highest-ranking law enforcement officer (Sheriff Knezovich) named Washington State Representative Matt Shea and radio talk show host Alex Jones (who resides in Texas, not Spokane County, Washington).

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That’s the cover of the magazine.

He doesn’t look very bright. He looks like a mouth-breather. He reminds me of the idiots at the gas station.

Saunders, would you pull your goofball aside and inform him that his precious nation was conquered while he cried like a little girl and sucked his thumb?

If this idiot wants to write speeding tickets or provide traffic control for the Spokane Beet Festival or whatever, that’s fine. But until such time as he knows his ass from a hole in the ground, he might want to sit down and shut his useless government employee face.

If that idiot jurisdiction kicks off a civil war or declares martial law, the veterans in this country will slap this sheriff like a little bitch and take the keys to his precious MRAP. This idiot is not going to want to piss off veterans, home schoolers, tea partiers, Constitutionalists, gun owners, or anyone else to whom he might appeal to save his useless ass when the Russians and the Chinese come.

I love his menacing pose. He’s playing dress-up. He’s playing lawman.

Saunders, have the dumb ones remain silent.

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I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

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