Reddit user’s daughter sent home for carrying a Wonder Woman lunchbox | Daily Mail Online


A young girl was sent home from school because her lunchbox featuring iconic comic book heroine, Wonder Woman, was deemed to be too ‘violent’ for the classroom.

The pictures, along with a letter addressed to the girl’s parents Daniel and Sarah, were posted on social networking forum Reddit, by user twines18, who expressed outrage at the school’s decision to send the young student home. 

Having been viewed almost 400,000 times, the post, which has received thousands of comments, noted that the parents have been advised by the school to reevaluate their daughter Laura’s choice of accessories. 

The letter sent home to the parents read:

‘Dear Daniel and Sarah, we noticed that Laura has a Wonder Woman lunchbox that features a super hero image.

‘In keeping with the dress code of the school, we must ask that she not bring this to school.

‘The dress code we have established requests that children not bring violent images into the building in any fashion… We have defined “violent characters” as those who solve problems using violence.

‘Super heroes fall into that category.Your cooperation with our dress code will be appreciated.’

Do you remember when foreign and domestic intelligence agencies flew drones into the Twin Towers and now your nation is dead? How did that happen? More precisely, how did they get away with it?

They got away with it because Americans had been trained over the years to be obedient, docile slaves. I remember when I worked at the gas station, the town geniuses would assemble each morning to solve the world’s problems over coffee and also look down their noses at me because I sounded like a fag. And all I could do was roll my eyes at these idiots who, one, in no way accurately perceived reality and, two, in no way possessed the character traits necessary to defend anything or anyone.

One of my favorite movies from recent years is “Cloud Atlas.” It’s a beautiful film. One of my ancestors was in it:


He’s a predator. He’d raid other clans and cave their skulls in.

How did I become America’s Senior Comedian? How did I sneak up on Idiotdiction USA and beat its skull in? It’s because that ancestor of mine now has a 3g tablet and video editing equipment. He’s traded his club for an updated model. Good thing for us all that I’ve sublimated his murderous impulses into the manifestly more entertaining pursuit of stand-up comedy.

The idiots at the gas station are descended from this clan:


That’s from another of my favorites, “Quest for Fire.” Those two had been captured. They’re hanging there because they’re food now. They’re meat on the hoof. When their captors got hungry, they’d chop off an arm or a leg and cook it up. Yum.

The point is, in this world we have predators and we have prey. Do you want your children to grow up to be prey?

You need to understand that intelligence agencies have penetrated every last dimension of modern society. Intelligence agencies are essentially secret societies that had learned to safely ensconce themselves inside classified compartments of government, like a tick hidden under your nutsack.

The influence of intelligence agencies may be seen everywhere, from fashion and gossip magazines, to film and television, to consumer preferences, and, yes, to the education system.

This world is ruled by predators who need your children to learn to be prey.

When your children go to school, what are they learning? What’s the curriculum? It’s reading, writing, and submission. The school in question was not being stupid when they sent the girl home because her Wonder Woman lunch box was deemed inappropriate. They weren’t overreacting. They were actively training the child to be weak. The front-line teachers and administrators have no knowledge of the true goal here; they think they’re trying to rid the classroom of violent imagery. The intelligence agencies that crafted the school curriculum decided that they need future generations of Americans to be weak. Predators prefer that their prey be weak. Unless you want your children to turn out stupid and weak, do not ever permit them to set foot in a public school.

You will never see the influence of intelligence agencies without knowing how to look for it. Intelligence agencies work most effectively in the dark.

As I’ve said before, in a state of nature Americans would be among the first to be killed or eaten.

America is in no way strong or brave. The notion is a bit silly, isn’t it? I can’t even get Leahy to update me on the status of that three-hundred-million dollar lawsuit. I guess it’s all so scary, speaking to America’s Senior Comedian and all.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.