In this episode, Mark Dice interviews Americans about the (fatuous) news that the Loch Ness monster has been captured and transferred to Sea World.
If I had invented this brilliant routine, I would ask of the passersby, “NASA’s Glomar Explorer has discovered crystal cities on Venus. Do you think, one, we should we establish a colony there because obviously it would be cheaper now because there’s already cities there and, two, would you support Barack Obama as President of Venus?”
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.