Can you guess, Madam Prosecutor, what my first official act will be upon becoming governor? (Which I will.)

If I determine that you and the judge have continued perpetrating your known color-of-law frauds in my territory, I will immediately arrest you. And I will send you both down the river for all the lives you’ve ruined.

I will personally escort your idiot jurisdiction back to its hole.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.