$2,883,250,000,000: Federal Taxes Set Record Through August; $19,346 Per Worker; Feds Still Run $530B Deficit

(CNSNews.com) – The federal government raked in a record of approximately $2,883,250,000,000 in tax revenues through the first eleven months of fiscal 2015 (Oct. 1, 2014 through the end of August), according to the Monthly Treasury Statement released Friday.

That equaled approximately $19,346 for every person in the country who had either a full-time or part-time job in August.


Imagine how many prom queens might go unfinger-fucked at the airport, or how much corn might remain in your asshole where it belongs, or how many children might avoid getting their brains blown out by drones once everyone learns that the federal income tax is a color-of-law fraud and when that Frankenstein’s Monster of an idiot jurisdiction gets a 50% budget reduction overnight.

Won’t it be fun to starve that idiot jurisdiction right back into lawfulness?

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.