Prison » Overheard At The Pentagon: “Right Now, We Are Putin’s Prison Bitch”

Russia’s dramatic move to enter the fray has left the US trapped, as the West attempts to hang on to a narrative that’s no longer convincing even to a largely ignorant public.

Now, the only thing left to do is either stand down and let Moscow do as it pleases in support of the Assad regime, or else get on board and acquiesce to the inevitable. 

Or, summed up in simpler terms…


That’s right, and I suggest that you start cooking up a soup or a popcorn for your jail husband. He’s gonna be home soon and he’ll need some lovin’. Dummies.

I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.