A study conducted by the Triangle Center on Terrorism and Homeland Security reveals that law enforcement agencies in the United States are more concerned about “anti-government extremists” than al-Qaeda or ISIS inspired terrorism.
“Law enforcement agencies in the United States consider anti-government violent extremists, not radicalized Muslims, to be the most severe threat of political violence that they face,” the report authored by Charles Kurzman and David Schanzer explains.
According to the organization, threats posed by sovereign citizens include cyberterrorism, the use of explosive devices, military weapons, and biological, chemical and radiological weapons.
Again, the term “sovereign citizen,” as I have demonstrated here, refers to a state United States citizen who possesses sovereignty devolved upon Americans at the end of the Revolutionary War by a legal document signed by the King of England. It’s nothing so dramatic as what the Department of Homeland Security represents. I, for example, have never so much as been in a fistfight. Nor do I have a criminal record. And I still qualify for my Top Secret SCI security clearance. I’m a Boy Scout.
Was it the DHS that shined up that compressor on Murray Street to disprove the cockamamie Osama bin Laden theory of 9-11? No, that was me.
Was it the DHS that showed that the federal income tax is being misapplied to citizens of the several states? No, that was me. Why won’t the Justice Department indict me for failing to pay a single nickel to the IRS for twenty years? It’s because they’ll lose. I wasn’t aware that maintaining a winning legal status made one a terrorist.
Was it the DHS that showed that one possesses a natural right to travel, the exercise of which cannot be converted into a crime? No, that was me.
Who’s badmouthing whom around here? The federal idiot jurisdiction actually declared me and 99.79% of Americans to be terrorists. So consider the source. Ipso quo natorum. The more that idiot jurisdiction speaks, the more it discredits itself.
Here’s how the world works:
Foreign bankers don’t like it when people find out that the federal income tax applies only to federal United States citizens and to state United States citizens who earn income deriving from within the territorial jurisdiction of United States. The bankers lose money that way, money earmarked for paying to them interest on the federal debt, a debt that never would have been incurred if the federal jurisdiction would reclaim its sovereign right to print its own notes rather than subcontract that function out to these bankers’ privately owned Federal Reserve, a bank which creates money out of nothing and then lends it to the Treasury at interest. It’s good work if you can get it.
So these bankers will instruct their minions at the Department of Homeland Security to commission some college somewhere to do a study and to arrive at the commissioned conclusion that state United States citizens, aka “sovereign citizens,” are a terror threat.
That’s how the world works. It’s about money, nothing more. So to all law enforcement agencies in my audience, I advise that you take every last piece of training promulgated by the world’s premiere idiot jurisdiction, which has demonstrated itself to be completely corrupt and incompetent, and you throw that training right in the trash where it belongs. By the time the feds are done with you, you won’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.
I successfully told the IRS and the Justice Department to go pack sand. And the little weaklings dutifully scurried off to their holes. So maybe I know what I’m talking about.
I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.