Monthly Archives: July 2015

Bombshell: CDC destroyed vaccine documents, Congressman reveals « Jon Rappoport’s Blog

“…the [CDC] co-authors scheduled a meeting to destroy documents related to the [MMR vaccine] study. The remaining four co-authors all met and brought a big garbage can into the meeting room and reviewed and went through all the hard copy documents that we had thought we should discard and put them in a huge garbage can.” (William Thompson, CDC researcher)

On July 29, US Congressman Bill Posey made his last stand on the floor of the House. Granted five minutes to speak, he laid bare the lying of the CDC in a now-famous 2004 study that exonerated the MMR vaccine and claimed it had no connection to autism.

“No connection to autism” was the lie.

Congressman Posey read a statement from long-time CDC researcher William Thompson, one of the authors of the 2004 Pediatrics study designed to determine, once and for all, whether the Measles-Mumps-Rubella vaccine could cause autism.

Thompson saw and participated in violating the protocol of the study. He was there. He helped his co-authors destroy documents that would have shown an MMR-autism link.

https://jonrappoport.wordpress.com/2015/07/31/bombshell-cdc-destroyed-vaccine-documents-congressman-reveals/

The reason why the Washington Post occasionally runs pieces about how only kooky space patrol people think vaccines cause an autoimmune response which causes the brain to swell, thus causing brain damage in the child, is because that rag is part of the prevailing political-economic system which includes the establishment medical industry.

The Washington Post functions as a linebacker for the medical establishment. If the dangers of the MMR vaccine were known, the lawsuits would total in the billions of dollars.

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Bill allows government to revoke Americans’ passports without charges or trial – Police State USA

A bill passed by the U.S. House of Representatives would allow the government to restrict Americans’ travel through the revocation of passports based upon mere suspicions of unscrupulous activity.  This bill represents another dangerous step forward in the war on terror and the disintegration of American due process.

H.R. 237, the “FTO (Foreign Terrorist Organization) Passport Revocation Act of 2015,” will allow the U.S. Secretary of State the unchecked authority to prohibit individuals from traveling internationally.  According to the bill, the Secretary may unilaterally revoke (or refuse to issue) a passport from “any individual whom the Secretary has determined has aided, assisted, abetted, or otherwise helped an organization the Secretary has designated as a foreign terrorist organization pursuant to section 219 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1189).”

The bill did not bother to define what the terms “aided, assisted, abetted, or otherwise helped” actually mean, in legal terms.  The power has been left open-ended so that it can mean whatever the secretary wants it to mean.  Needless to say, a bill like this would be easily abused.

H.R. 237 passed the House on July 21, 2015, on a voice vote (meaning no accountability for its Congressional supporters).  It is being sold as a necessary measure to stop “turned Americans,” as the bill’s sponsor, Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX), calls them.

“The House has now acted to locate and contain these traitors,” Rep. Poe said in a press release.  “These Benedict Arnold traitors who have turned against America and joined the ranks of foreign radical terrorist armies should lose all rights afforded to our citizens.”

http://www.policestateusa.com/2015/fto-passport-revocation-act/

This is an instance of completely useless government employees keying someone’s car. They routinely get their pants pulled down and spanked right here in public. So they’ll get in a snit and wheel around in their chairs and type a name into a computer and make the object of their embarrassment a smelly ol’ terriss.

I beat the piss out of that idiot jurisdiction fair and square. Its grunts mean nothing to me. I use its thoughts as toilet paper.

I do not have a valid passport anyway. But if I did, I guarantee you that the useless nothings at that idiot jurisdiction would deactivate it. Under international law, the sovereign, as the moral person the jurisdiction represents itself to be, is obligated to assert itself as the protector of its citizens as they travel internationally. That’s what a passport is. It’s only one of the most basic functions of the sovereign, which, apparently, United States does not wish to be. This demonstrates yet again that United Dumbass is not a moral person, much less sovereign. Every time I turn around, I have to school that idiot jurisdiction on the fundamentals of law. Never in my most deranged nightmares did I ever think that a High School graduate with a library card could hand the professionals their own asses. The legal profession in this country is a joke.

If I feel like leaving this country, I will do so. I will make an international scene by traveling under the protection of my legal construct of a principality, United Sovereigns of America, the successor jurisdiction to the now-dead United States of America. And since none else among the family of nations can stand that total piece of trash called the United States “government,” I bet you that foreign nations would recognize my principality on principle alone.

So if some enterprising graphics person wants to do me a solid, please devise a passport for me. The color shall be this:

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And use this as my photo:

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You may crop it appropriately.

So locate a printer who is capable of producing a proper passport, complete with embossed front cover and tactile paper for the pages, and make me a passport, please. The jurisdiction is called United Sovereigns of America. I am its principal, Christopher King. As the jurisdiction is essentially the penumbral expression of my personal sovereignty, the document has no expiration date. I am the state.

I am a sovereign being, subject to the rule of no man absent cause otherwise demonstrated.

USov terminates United States. We know that. In a game of rock/paper/scissors, United Idiot will always proffer a booger.

The poor little idiot jurisdiction has only boogers now.

It’s United Booger.

Who would want a United Booger passport anyway?

Is it just “non-bizarre delusions,” Madam Prosecutor, when someone can sit quietly and read law books over the summer? Did your professors not teach you the basics of jurisdiction and sovereignty and moral personhood, electing instead to teach you how to run streetside games of Three Card Monte?

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I have zero respect for that profession.

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Are you moving your mouth like you’re supposed to, Senator?

I need that clean bill of legal health; I need all backup withholding monies returned to me with interest; and I need an appetizer, a little walking-around money, something I can wave around, maybe twenty mill.

Let’s get a move on. You won’t blow anything. Your idiot jurisdiction lacks the ability to investigate anyone of anything.

Get me some money, old man.

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Madam Prosecutor?

I don’t know much about lawyering, thankfully. I fear that an extensive immersion in your field of study would dirty me.

As a prosecutor, you’re supposed to deliver exculpatory evidence to the defense, right? So now that you know that the Sixteenth Amendment, the very legal instrument to which the IRS appeals for its taxing authority for the personal income tax, conferred no new taxing authority and thus one could not even theoretically be guilty of the crime of tax evasion, you’re supposed to tell that to defense counsel, right?

“Hey. What up. Madam Prosecutor here. It’s come to my attention that this idiot jurisdiction is completely misapplying that indirect tax on personal income. Yeah, your client couldn’t even theoretically be guilty. But I’m still willing to work with you. I’ll have my office put together a plea deal. I don’t know; I’m thinking maybe recommend twenty-four to forty-eight. Sound good? Okay. Are we still on for racquet ball at four?”

You do understand, of course, that you place yourself into any number of varieties of legal jeopardy just by working for the “Justice” Department, right?

Nice profession you got there. How many showers do you need in a day?

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“I kill my kids.”

Here are some college grads prattling on endlessly in words they learned in college, words like “patriarchy,” “white oppression,” and “white man’s burden.”

The poor little thing probably doesn’t even know what a natural right is.

Murderess.

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Planned Parenthood president: These extremist videos are nothing short of an attack on women – The Washington Post

The most recent attacks in this decades-long campaign represent a new low.

These extremists created a fake business, made apparently misleading corporate filings and then used false government identifications to gain access to Planned Parenthood’s medical and research staff with the agenda of secretly filming without consent — then heavily edited the footage to make false and absurd assertions about our standards and services. They spent three years doing everything they could — not to uncover wrongdoing, but rather to create it. They failed.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/planned-parenthood-president-these-extremist-videos-are-nothing-short-of-an-attack-on-women/2015/07/29/76146334-3611-11e5-9739-170df8af8eb9_story.html

“Only country bumpkins and extremiss and terriss are opposed to [product or service in question.]”

Obviously the Post received some product placement money to run the most ridiculous “editorial” I’ve ever skimmed.

Abortion is a natural rights question. Left undisturbed, the fertilized zygote will develop into an autonomous, fully functioning human. Therefore, human life begins at conception.

Humans have natural rights, including the right to life. That is why we have murder statutes on the books.

It’s not a health issue. It’s not a women’s rights issue. It’s a natural rights issue. Stop changing the subject.

It’s not your body. It is the body of another human growing inside you. The female of the species is the womb of the species. If you don’t like that, keep your legs closed.

All this, and I haven’t even discussed the stomach-churning nausea that overtakes me whenever I even think about the practice of abortion, the taking of miniature buzzsaws and forceps to a baby. No human with the normal complement of empathy and moral sense would countenance the practice. Abortion makes me want to vomit. Those who have abortions make me want to vomit.

And I still haven’t mentioned that Planned Parenthood is Margaret Sanger’s little eugenics operation against the “negroid” race, what she considered an inferior subspecies to be eradicated.

And it seems there’s another video out.

After three shocking videos caught Planned Parenthood doctors discussing and arranging the sale of body parts of aborted babies, a fourth video has been released today catching a Planned Parenthood vice president discussing how Planned Parenthood how to break or get around the law to sell aborted babies.

New undercover footage shows Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains’ Vice President and Medical Director, Dr. Savita Ginde, negotiating a fetal body parts deal, agreeing multiple times to illicit pricing per body part harvested, and suggesting ways to avoid legal consequences.

www.lifenews.com/2015/07/30/4th-video-catches-planned-parenthood-vp-discussing-how-to-break-the-law-to-sell-aborted-babies/

Obviously Planned Parenthood is going bye bye. And obviously a number of its executives will be going down the river for some good ol’ fashioned hard time.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

And how that idiot organization of a Supreme “court” somehow determined that murder was a right, I’ve no idea.

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Joke theft isn’t new. Joke theft via Twitter? That’s just the latest wrinkle. – The Washington Post

Does anyone write their own stuff anymore?

Alex Kaseberg, a freelance comedy writer, is suing [Conan] O’Brien for copyright infringement over several tweets and blog posts he claimed were lifted and then incorporated into the late-night host’s monologue.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style-blog/wp/2015/07/28/joke-theft-isnt-new-joke-theft-via-twitter-thats-just-the-latest-wrinkle/

Here is Obrien’s rendition:

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And here is Kaseberg’s original which predates Obrien’s writer’s version by a day or two:

A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers. And they fought over control of the armrest the entire flight.

This is your standard, setup/punchline, one-two bing-banger. They teach ’em in comedy school. It brings the house down and then people wind their watches. It’s standard fare on television unfortunately, and, as usual, it’s my fault for pointing that out.

But let’s deconstruct it and see where any alleged plagiarism appears.

The joke refers to an event that actually occurred, apparently –a flight on a certain date carrying only two passengers. And as comedians are free to reference the same originating event, the setup is in no way someone’s private property. To directly copy another’s setup in a one-two bing-banger is not plagiarism. I am free to start my joke off with ”

A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers.

” If anything, my use of the identical setup is a tip of the hat to the originating writer for his succinct distillation of the facts of the case.

The punchline, however, is a completely different matter. And I know how the Conan show will defend the stunning similarity between the two punchlines: “Well certainly two writers are free to comment on the same event.” But I’ve already conceded that two writers are free to comment on the same event. Flowing from the one setup, however, are any number of possible comedic conclusions. You’re telling me that two writers, one right after the other, just happened to select the same originating event and arrive at the same comedic conclusion?

Uh huh. Obrien’s got at least one total hack on his writing staff. The hack cannot disguise his theft by switching up a few words.

My perfectly reasonable and honorable copying of the setup might yield something like this:

A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers.

And they still couldn’t figure out anything to do but take video selfies while jacking off.

Or how about this one:

A Delta flight this week took off from Cleveland to New York with just two passengers.

Someone still managed to set off the smoke alarm in the bathroom, someone still managed to feel up a sleeping woman, and someone still managed to get zip-tied and hauled off the flight upon arrival.

See how easy it is? It took me longer to type those out on my Android keyboard than to dream them up.

So yes, this is a blatant, shameless, artless act of thievery by a total hack who has no business calling himself a writer.

New York is the Kmart of comedy.

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I feel either accidentally or quite designedly precisely in the middle of some great, hyperdimensional tug of war.

I feel like the flag on the rope.

So in some small way, here in this theater of the mind of ours, the outcome of that war somehow is indicated by me. But is it also influenced by me? Can the flag, by its mere flutterings, influence the outcome of the war? In a chaotic system, small inputs can produce large outputs. The butterfly’s fluttering wings engender a storm elsewhere in the system.

So could it all come down to me? Would I then be an object of interest to both sides? And would each then attempt to influence me? Is that why I feel pulled so hard in two directions?

Please don’t lose faith in me, Jesus.

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When I lived in the woods a couple of years ago, I would lie in bed by an open window at night and listen to the owls and the coyotes and the fisher cats. And I would talk to God. On one occasion I remember saying, “I have never lost faith in you. Please don’t lose faith in me. I’m worth it, I promise.” And something very strange happened. I felt the distinctive para-physical sensation of a finger press to my forehead. I suspect that the Holy Spirit marked me. So I don’t ever want to fail to merit that. I do my level best as the damaged vessel that I am. Please let me play a role.

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As a matter of fact, I propose that we change the name of the land of the free and the home of the brave to “Babyland.”

And the new flag features an American squarely in the center of it:

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(That’s a png file with a transparent background for any enterprising graphics people in my audience. Just superimpose it on the American flag for me, will you?)

See? He’s an American, screwing his fists into his eyes and crying because he’s offended about something.

“You looked at me cross-eyed! Boo hoo! You said a bad word! Boo hoo! You’re cisgender phobic! Boo hoo!”

This idiot nation needs to toughen up.

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