Desperate to rebrand conspiratorial concern about the coming Jade Helm training exercises – fears that it could be an attempt to bring martial law to ‘hostile’ Texas – the media is spinning its wheels to portray opponents of the military occupation as racists.
Yes, concern about martial law and a military takeover under an emergency pretext is now racist… not because the issue clearly effects everyone, but just because there’s a black president… that’s a good one.
Denial runs deep. Disturbing preparations for martial law and civil unrest have been ongoing for decades, and ramping up since 9/11, not since the election of Barack Obama. Yet, the system has been in damage control mode sense news of the training exercise spread on the web, and sounded the alarm about potential threats to liberty.
They insist: No, Jade Helm isn’t a military takeover of Texas.
If it is true that Jade Helm 15 is a military operation run exclusively by a sentient or para-sentient quantum supercomputer by the name of Jade Two, then that supercomputer is going to need access to all inputs and all outputs. That is, the computer, like any military commander, will need ears, eyes, and a mouth. I may therefore predict that Jade Two would have access to all intelligence that is collected by the NSA’s harvesting of all information. (And you thought the NSA was protecting you from the terriss, just like that dimwit Christie would believe.)
The “mouth” of this supposed quantum supercomputer would take, among others, the form of an Operation Mockingbird interface. Operation Mockingbird was (and still is) a program run by the CIA to use newspapers and television news personalities to disseminate CIA-approved and -devised messages within the informational system that underlies all military campaigns. I can see Mockingbird messages every day in the Washington Post and the New York Times.
And Jade Two would have an “output” in the social media realm, as well. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Jade Two might possess hundreds or thousands or millions of social media accounts whereby it transmits its messages into the infosphere, accounts masquerading as those of humans.
(Mockingbird is on its way out, as are human journalists. In the future, the system will generate all “news” by computer, often tailored specifically for whatever consumer whose tastes and political affiliations are known to this computer. The Mockingbird “output” is now reduced to, essentially, Jade Two printing out a meme for dissemination. The CIA employee then tears the printout from the clickety clackety ol’ printer and then “sneaker nets” it over to his asset at the Post or the Times for publishing. So once all “news” is written by computer for dissemination electronically by the likes of a Loserbook feed, there will be no need for human journalists. And at that time, Operation Mockingbird will serve no purpose and will be retired.)
Jade Two employs various military strategies and tactics, just like any military commander. One tactic is “divide and conquer.” It will seek to conquer humanity by dividing them along racial lines by its knowledge of what is called “weaponized anthropology.” In short, that is the process by which a racial or national group is neutralized as a threat by encouraging that group to regress to an earlier state. “Black people are just slaves.” “White people are just slave owners.” Do you see? People stuck in the past can’t possibly pose a threat in the present, which is a completely different environment. The target group is thus neutralized as a political threat. Easy as pie.
So if Jade Two requires that a certain legislative package be passed (and I certainly hope that you’ve moved on from the quaint notion that legislation is devised and proposed by humans,) it will employ several tactics to ensure its passage, and it will disseminate certain memes throughout the infosphere by several means, to include its own direct social media interfaces and its Mockingbird interface.
Jade Two’s imperfect knowledge of the nuances of human language (especially within a stand-up comedian’s theater, a comedian who speaks upside down and backwards and who employs feint, subterfuge, and misdirection in classic military fashion) will result in a meme generation that is a bit clumsy. That’s why the system is propagating the ham-handed notion that people who may oppose whatever legislative package do so only because they hate black people. It is a preposterous notion, but it’s the best that Jade Two can come up with based on its limited understanding of weaponized anthropology and the nuances of human language.
(Incidentally, I will note that I may predict that Jade Two would possess the “output” of the authority to order shootings and bombings, based on what its algorithm may indicate is necessary to achieve its objective.)
So anyway, all this kooky nonsense about how everyone just secretly hates Barack Obama is Jade Two attempting to divide the human population according to its limited knowledge of military tactics.
It’s a good proof-of-concept, but Jade Two isn’t quite ready for prime time.
No offense. And buy your ticket.
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I am America’s Senior Comedian. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.
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